Hey guys i figured i'd make a list of everything we've gone through over the past few months. its all the goods and bads that i could think of. I know im gonna be missing stuff so feel free to add stuff! This was meant to be fun and let us recall what we've been through. Enjoy!
(zombies release trailer) wth theres a bus? can we ride it?
(better trailer) WTF?!?! its like theres a seperate campaign just for zombies! SWEET! (i hope)
FU*K YEA I PRE ORDERED THAT SH*T! CANT WAIT!
Finally! i'm gonna play it! (opens zombies first) OH THANK YOU GOD THERES 3 DIFFERENT MAPS! (4 in my case)
sh*it these arent maps...
Tranzit is the hardest fu*king thing in my life...
Grief? 4v4vZ? lets try dat sh*t. mmm its okay, everyone quit though...
JET GUN FTW! NACHT DER UNTOTEN?!?! THERES GALVAKNUCKLES UP THERE?!?! SH*T WHERE DOES MY NAVCARD GO??!?!?!?!?!?!
wth is a permanent perk?
a bank?! and a weapon locker?! I didnt know i wanted this so badly!
Season pass motha fu*kas! every map will be mine! (really nuketown zombies? i kinda already got that...)
Die rise is gonna be a remake of der riese!
Im stupid it isnt! but it looks cool!
trample steam! FTW!
so the elevators can kill you...
sliquifier is so damn good!... too good...
it isnt good enough! DX
too many glitches! (but what other level can i play?)
free perk without shooting the jumping guys?!?!
(whos who has screwed me too many times but i love that jingle!)
oh thank goodness my navcard was accepted! but, what'd it do? and why is there another one?
alright alcatraz! hopefully something ill REALLY want to play!
sweet intro video lets play this sh*t! (im a fu*king ghost!)
this place is really scary and bloody...
WHOOLY SH*T WHERE DID THAT DOG COME FROM
sweet a flaming tomahawk! (and it picks stuff up!)
FU*K THE GUARD BEAT MY ALCATRASS!
theres blue skulls around the map?
epic flames burst forth from the loins of the desk and the blundergat rises from the depths of hell.
i can upgrade this sh*t twice?!?! omg yes
mysterious zombie hand rises from the bathtub of blood holding a golden spork. seems legit...
anyone feel this level is a little, easy?...
Buried? cowboy zombies? imma be shootin billy the kid! (the zombie! The Musical!)
uhh why am i in a factory thingy?
ooo the LSAT! FUUUUUU-- oooo a slide!
a question mark? and chalk? *gasp* 1000 free points?!?! I'm gonna do that every single game!
uhhh a giant guy in a cell? WTF? ooo points for using beer!
THE RAYGUN MARK ll FTW
DAMN IT WHO SHOT THE GIANT?!?!
GIVE HIM CANDY AND HE DOES LIKE FIFTY BAGILLION THINGS!!!
creepy b*tch in her house... you dont scare me.
THERES SO MANY AND I HAVE NO POINTS!!! (free perk! )
SO MANY NEW PERMA PERKS!
YES! THE NAV CARDS MAKE SENSE! AND I FINISHED THE SHOOTING RANGE STEP! AND BEAT THE ZOMBIES STORY! i think...
The paralyzer? like the jet gun just, not sh*tty. (B*TCH IM A FU*KIN BIRD MOTHA FU*KA)
Origins? seems pretty cool, really confusing though... samantha sounds weird...
THE ORIGINAL CREW FINALLY!
MOTHER OF GOD THERE ARE GIANT ROBOTS
New starting pistol! sweet!
uhh templar zombies? am i missing something?
Maxis was infected? im so confused...
alright game time! theres six generators? thats 5 too many... (and theyre getting attacked!)
4 wonder weapons?!
sweet new PaP camo!
WHOOLY SH*T GIANT ROBOT FOOT!!! (im dead im dead im dead im dead im dead. oh hey im alive!)
alright we be camping OMG THERES A ROBOT ZOMBIE GRABBIN MY SH*T
SHOOT THE ROBOT FOOT! wtf, IM INSIDE?!?!
wunderfizz? cool!
WHHHEEEE tank ride!
Finally finished the easter egg! Time to release samantha!
(watches video) (procedes to light self on fire)